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[vintage_belle]

Stolen from tycho
Take your music player and set in on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions...



What do you think of me, Winamp?
Phantom of the Opera - The Point of No Return
Fine. Be a bitch.

Will I have a happy life?
Orisaka Ai (Quatre) - I'm Your Friend
I guess that's a yes ...

What do my friends really think of me?
Porno Graffitti - Melissa
So you all think I'm someone named Melissa? Geez.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Gackt - Kimi ni Aitakute
Awww, it wants to meet me. Guess that's a yes XD

What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Will Smith - Miami
Uh-huh. Interesting.

How can I make myself happy?
Two-Mix - T-R-Y ~RETURN TO YOURSELF~
So ... I have to be myself. Woot, it's a self-help book now.

What should I do with my life?
The Beatles - When I'm 64
Get old, eh. Sounds like a plan.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Gackt - Love Letter
I always knew those were evil things.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
kagerou - Chita Akashin
... Riiiiiiiight

Will I ever have children?
Shiina Ringo - Kofukuron (Etsurakuhen)
Sure. Sounds ... great ...

Will I die happy?
Rent - Life Support
::snort::

Can you give me some advice?
Seo Taiji - October 4th
Lovely. What'm I supposed to do with that?

Do you know where your children are?
Sakamoto Maaya - Yubiwa (ring)
What, married? Engaged? Be specific, geez!

What do you think happiness is?
Miyavi - Coin Locker Baby
::dies laughing::

What's your favourite fetish?
Wong Fei - No Regrets
... Uh ... sure.