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[vintage_belle]

Supposed to go see the Twins today. Didn't happen. Apparently the telepathic mind-call saying that we were to meet at 9:30 didn't come through - I found out via Ellen who happened to be running late. Never mind that even if I had known to meet them at 9:30, I still wouldn't have known where to meet. I find myself mildly put off by this. And my feet hurt from running to get to the train. Murrr.

The Big LiveJournal Fight LiveJournal Username Why is everyone fighting? They're fighting over my hot bod!I don't know, and I don't care.Mind control lasers from space.My horoscope said this was going to happen. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel pretty flattered, actually.Why should it make me feel anything?Paranoid.Depressed. Are you going to try and stop this? Why? If they want to fight over me, what right do I have to interfere?Does it matter?I'll try, but those mind control rays are pretty powerful.Yes, but I won't be able to. Duck! Huh? *gets hit in the head with a flying limb**gets hit by a flying limb* ...AAAH! Alien laser beams! *ducks**gets hit by a flying limb* My horoscope said this was going to happen. Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet? I'll pay for someone to clean it for you if you'll just shut up.... I'll bet you care more about that carpet than you do about me.Um... A really long time?According to your horoscope, it'll take about three hours. Good luck! Do you plan on joining the fray? Why? I'm the one they're fighting over.Why not? Maybe I'll get killed and leave this pitiful existence.*draws a space blaster* Well, I have been wanting to try this baby out...According to my horoscope, this is my lucky week for winning fights! Is the first one killed strawberrysmile Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM! lightseeker2984 Keeps spouting corny catchphrases pippin85 Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plant strawberrysmile Manages to decapitate themself on accident slipperyliz Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters 1 Amount of propery damage the fight will cause $174,315 Chance that you'll survive the melee 28% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LJ friends' deep, dark secrets LiveJournal Username What is your favorite color? What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42LoveI dunno. Now bring me a sandwich!I like eggs. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 42It depends on several variables, including the woodchuck's chucking abilities...Mmm... Woodchucks...I like eggs. I wonder if woodchucks do, too. Can you feel the love tonight? Yes!No...All I know is that I would love a nice woodchuck sandwich right about now...I can feel the love... for eggs! Is really a cyborg horror_scope Wants to take over the world medical_tophat Lusts after you pippin85 Is obsessed with eggs know_your_story Is obsessed with woodchucks odin_za_vseh Has an impossibly tragic past avogadro522 Has special powers lofulah Is George W. Bush in real life trick_ace00 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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what sexual things do you're friends think about you? LiveJournal Username Age Favorite ice cream Favorite season SummerSpringWinterFallWhat are seasons? Thinks you're ass is tight: slipperyliz Wants to lick hot chocolate off you're body: lightseeker2984 Wonders how good you are in bed: _schneewittchen Wishes you would screw him/her on the spot: pippin85 Is romatically in love with you: sw_inku Wishes you were gay so he/she could love you better: maikeru Hopes you'll take him/her to great heights (wink wink nudge nudge): medical_tophat Day dreams about having sex with you 24/7: cris_art This Fun Quiz created by Molly at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Drunken LJ Sleepover LiveJournal Username age sex malefemalethat would be great! best sleepover game?? flashes the pizza delivery dude cris_art spends the entire time naked tycho ruins the end of the movie for everyone slipperyliz falls asleep first and gets drawn on smileyevil you end up making out with cris_art records it frill_house This Fun Quiz created by Valerie at BlogQuiz.Net

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The DIRTY thoughts of your LJ friends LiveJournal Username name age have you dirty thoughts?? wants to pound you till you break the headboard medical_tophat wants to tongue bathe you tycho uses your picture as part of their masterbatory rituals... pippin85 draws xxx rated pictures of you and them together kysen wants to tie you down and have their way with you slipperyliz wants to do you in public :O kysen This Fun Quiz created by Valerie at BlogQuiz.Net

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Comments

[odin-za-vseh.livejournal.com]

Love me some woodchucks...

Also, pippin85 sure does want a piece of your sweet ass. XD

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

I always knew there was something you were hiding from me when it came to those woodchucks. You've been exposed O_O

Yes, I think the quizzes are trying to tell me something. XD

[odin-za-vseh.livejournal.com]

Mmm, woodchucks...

Seriously! They know... XD

[kysen.livejournal.com]

I hate it when mind-calls don't come through. I had mind-call waiting for awhile, but the prices got too high and I couldn't keep up with the rates.

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

It's hard, ya know. I think it's because it's so crowded up there - there's no room for the right mind-call wiring. I'm gonna have to talk to my server about that one.

[kysen.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know, getting someone else's mind call is so annoying. For the last time, no, this is not Cindy's brain, quit calling her here.

[pippin85.livejournal.com]

yeah merry i love you for your body... and your body... oh and your mind too! yeah that too!

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

You must. The quizzes say so XD

[tycho.livejournal.com]

Welll.... Yes, I would play naked-twister. But only after the tequila is broken out.
Honest, I don't spend parties butt-naked.
Tastefully artistic naked perhaps, but not raunchy butt-naked. ^_~

I haven't tongue-bathed anybody in a long time! IT LIES! IT LIES!!! *fist of rage*

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the party is one where the liquor is broken out immediately. Otheriwse it wouldn't be dirty/drunk enough for a meme.

The quizzes never lie XD

[tycho.livejournal.com]

Ah, a truly top-notch party then! ^_^ Better with drunken console-gaming though. 'would be very amusing to see Fuu drunkenly try to fondle Dante off the tv. >=3

*curses* That quiz/meme is never going to know what hit it. *kicks*