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[vintage_belle]

I saw this on honooko's journal, and had to try it. According to the three most recent things I've posted at typesetpress...

I write like
Dan Brown

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

(Which really makes me want to stab myself in the eye.)

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And...

I write like
J. D. Salinger

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And when I put in the entire text of Right Back to You (as yet unfinished but close to getting there)...

I write like
Jack London

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

In conclusion, this writing analysis seems to think I should be rolling in cash. HOW I WISH.

Comments

[honooko.livejournal.com]

(Which really makes me want to stab myself in the eye.)

It could be worse. It could be Stephanie Meyer. (Not that you write like her, obviously.)

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

That is very true. I'd have to stab myself in the eye and then gouge it out if I wrote like her.

[honooko.livejournal.com]

I think if you write like her, the eye-removal has already happened. It's the only explanation for that level of crap: BLINDNESS.

[deviliknow.livejournal.com]

Bahaha, everyone I've seen who got Dan Brown has had the same reaction. I almost feel bad for the guy! Almost ... no, wait, he's rich and i'm not. Boo.

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

If he'd only stop pretending that what he writes is fact, I wouldn't have to much of a problem with him. Even I enjoy a good conspiracy-theory-fodder book every now and then. XD

[deviliknow.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's the problem I have with him too. And at least his books don't feature glittery vampires -_-

[kysen.livejournal.com]

I got Dan Brown for my werewolf story. I got James Joyce for my journal, which makes me want to kill babies.

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

I got James Joyce for my journal, which makes me want to kill babies.

Take heart, it means you still have a brain. I didn't even think to do my journal, and frankly I don't want to - it might actually turn out to be Stephanie Meyers and then I'd have to jump off a bridge.

[kysen.livejournal.com]

True. If I got Stephanie Meyer, someone would die. In other news, the fact that I got an author I loathe doesn't fill me with pride.

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

No, I imagine it wouldn't. Though if it's any comfort, I have never once read your journal and thought 'this sounds like James Joyce', and I doubt anybody else would.

[wingblossom.livejournal.com]

I'm amused that everybody seems to be getting either Stephen King or J.D. Salinger. XD Or Chuck Palahniuk.

Also! I found out that I'm going to be in Kobe, which means that it miiiight not be that easy to meet up, but I will be in Tokyo for the three-day orientation soon. I really wish I had an outline of the schedule for those three days, because I think that'd be a good time to get in touch if you're free then.

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, I do know someone who got Douglas Adams, so I guess there's something to be said for it. XD

KOBE! I send waves of envy at you, madam! If you're in Tokyo any time between the 21 and 27 of July, I might be able to make it down to Tokyo. Otherwise I'm working, "in training", or I'm heading back for vacation.

[wingblossom.livejournal.com]

I would not mind getting Douglas Adams as a result! Incidentally, I did end up c&p'ing a story of mine into the analyzer, and it told me I write like William Gibson. Wha...!?! XD

Yes, I will be there before the 27th! I'll know more my schedule in the upcoming week, I think -- would you be able to make plans then?

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

I imagine I would be. From the 23 to the 27 I have nothing set in stone, so to meet up in Tokyo would be easily arrangeable. And I will envy at you for your Kobe.

[wingblossom.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I will let you know, then, as soon as I can.

[dreitropfenblut.livejournal.com]

I got Chuck Palahniuk, for more than one text sample!