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Message recieved: August 14
Re: August 13 Orioles @ Yankees

I adore my team.

Who is Betemit and why is he playing for Phillips?

People who talk on their phones during games need to be killed with fire. I don't care when you got your nails done or what client you're meeting with.

People who don't pay attention to the games and talk (read: [Alex at bat] "Yay, Derek! Hit us one!"; [Cano gets the ball, flips to first] "Derek got him out!"; [person at bat, big ass screen in center field showing their face and number] "Who's batting?" or best of all [Alex goes out with others for their stretches] "Who's that guy with the long socks? Is he a coach? Must be a coach.") need to be killed with fire.

Imagine, if you will, the following starting rotation: Wang, Hughes, Chamberlain, Pettitte, Moose - not necessarily in that order - and tell me you don't look forward to it just a little.

Bradford, if you hit Melky again, I will find and break you. Well ... hit you, anyway.

All you wankers out there saying Melky needed to be traded? Yeah. Say it now. I dare you.

kthxbai

Date: 2007-08-15 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplecargirl.livejournal.com
I have no doubt you will :)

I know, it's especially true where baseball is concerned.

Ridiculous! These people should be banned for life and have to give us any future tickets. Oh, and I think that would have been considered justifiable homicide. Just a thought.

The idea of people barking and growling on Melky's behalf makes me sparkle. I <3 that kid.

I don't speak multiple languages, and I can't roll my r's but I can do a snooty Brit like a pro XD

Meee toooo! ♥ ♥ ♥

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