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vintage_belleI'm good at procrastinating.
Heeee. Moose brought out the line-up card again. That amuses me.
Damon at first. The thought boggles the mind.
1st Inning
I just remembered why I hate Beckett.
Why is it every time I try to watch the games, when they're on ESPN or FOX, there's someone in the damn lounge?
I miss Minty already. Granted Phelps hasn't done anything yet, but I really miss Minty. I've come to love that guy.
2nd Inning
I wonder which would make me want to claw out my eyes/ears more - the Sawks or Yanks radio feed. I'm about ready to smack Sterling.
Posada, you are awesome. Made of awesome, even.
I will give Phelps his bat. I will give him nothing else.
3rd Inning
Thank god for wind.
Derek's hurt? Gah, what else can happen to this team?
Abreu with a double!
"The crowd is somewhat prejudiced for the Red Sox ... somewhat prejudiced against A-Rod."
Sterling = talent for understatement.
That is my baby! Grab that ball backhanded. ... Awww, and now Melky's covered in dirt :3
You know, if Minty had been there? He'd have had that.
Go, Robbie, go!
4th Inning
Damn feed. Stop skipping!
HAHAHA! Ortiz got called by home plate ump! Love it.
Wow. How do you foul a ball off your knee?
And Andy pitches him inside anyway. Excellent.
I love a good rubber match. Really, really love it.
5th Inning
Have I mentioned that I'm really loving these WCBS Yankee ID things? I've heard A-Rod, Bobby, Johnny, Robbie, Mo, Jorge ... I'm liking it. A lot.
God I hope Minty gets better quickly. A concussion and a fracture. Oh, Minty :(
Phelps has had two hits that bounced off Lowell's glove. Now, does that say something about Phelps or Lowell?
Lowell comes in for a bunt, Melky smacks it up the middle. Melky says: "Imma mess your shit up."
This radio feed skipping is really starting to bug me.
Dear Beckett,
Thanks for walking Bobby.
Kthxbai
A-ROD PWNZ JOO! With a high chopper, no less. Beat that.
POSADAAAA!!!
If we get out of this and it rains, we win. I'll take it. ... Of course as I speak, Andy gets into his first bit of trouble. *eyes the sky* All right, I take it back. We need to go to nine.
You're damn right Posada gets better with age. He's a fine wine.
There's a reason why Pettitte KICKS YOUR ASS! ... Until he doesn't. What is this, he runs on gas tanks and someone forgot to fill him up before the game?
Damn it. I hate you, Pedroia. (I hate the internet feed more.)
Shit.
Viz is in? Seriously?
So much for a four run lead.
The next person I hear talking about the 'well educated' fans in Boston gets my foot up their ass.
Viz had better not come out in the sixth. No rain, no rain, no rain, no rain, no rain, no rain ...
6th Inning
Runs, boys, runs! Runs now.
Shut it, Sterling.
Hearing the Yankees health report is depressing. Really depressing.
Ah, cripes. Andy was limping when he left?! Are you kidding me?
1-2-3 innings are Not Good Things. Not from our side.
Viz has a 7 ERA. He and Posada can't get together on signs. Get over him and bench the guy.
Oh, look. He struck out a guy.
... Why is Viz still there?!
Viz, you take too long. Induce a grounder and be done with it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GODZILLA!!! JETER!!! Eat that, Boston. Viz is still unworthy.
7th Inning
Come on, Johnny.
I love how Sterling and Waldman are so certain that TV has no good replays because the TV guys haven't replayed the relay 405,335,209,810,983,293,643 times.
Walk's as good as a hit. Come on, Jeter.
Never mind, then. Come on, Bobby.
Thank you, Bobby! Now maybe all those people will shut up about how 'terrible' Bobby is.
Come on, Alex. Fly it out, fly it out.
Shit.
Come on, Jorge.
URHG. Okajima.
*mimicking* "A-Rod really failed in the clutch." Shut it, Sterling. It's not helping.
Come on, Jorge.
Damn it!
At least Ortiz is gone. I like Ortiz being gone.
I hate Ramirez.
At least a fly won't get Ramirez in?
Come on, Kyle.
Right, we can't work with the bench we have. *pointed* So WHY ISN'T ANDY PHILLIPS COMING UP?
Kyle, I love you.
8th Inning
Sterling, STOP REFERRING TO THE YANKS AS A BAD TEAM. Kthxbai.
Ganbatte, Matsui-san!
YES! Godzilla! Tying run!
Come on, Robbie!
ROBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TIE FUCKING GAME!!!
I don't trust you, Phelps. So fly the run in or I kill you.
Okay, I kill you Phelps.
Also, why is my internet feed skipping again?
Come on, baby. You can do this.
Damn it. All right, Come on, Damon. Get Robbie in, please. He's at THIRD for Chrissake!
Ugh.
And in comes Bru. The third consecutive night.
I like quick pop outs.
3-0 is Not Good.
A line out, however, is. And wow has my feed gotten a bad lag.
Why yes, Sterling, your mind is going.
No. No walking. Bad.
Come on, Bru. End this shit. This is really not good for my nerves.
Forget Crisp, man. Get Lugo. Get him but good.
NO!
YES!!! BOBBY!!!Let me have your babies! Now let's make this a save op for Mo.
9th Inning
Come on, Jeter! Start something here.
'Don't forget this is June'? Heh. And here I thought it was still April.
Damn you Youkilis!
Come on, Bobby! Rally time!
SHIT. Well, no pressure, Alex. None at all.
A-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off, Boston, fuck right off!!!
Hahahahahaha, and now we get rain.
And Mo's up.
Bad 1930s B movie nothing. This is the sort of movie by this time I'm tearing.
Come on, Mo.
Yes! Ortiz goes down!
Come oooooooon. Come oooooooon. Two more. Come oooooooon.
Ramirez, get your ass back in the box.
Even count *bites nails*
YES! Strike out! One more!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Are you kidding me? My ass he gets that base.
Come oooooooon, come oooooooon. One more, one more, one more.
Fuck you, Crawford.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YANKEES WIN!!!
Heeee. Moose brought out the line-up card again. That amuses me.
Damon at first. The thought boggles the mind.
1st Inning
I just remembered why I hate Beckett.
Why is it every time I try to watch the games, when they're on ESPN or FOX, there's someone in the damn lounge?
I miss Minty already. Granted Phelps hasn't done anything yet, but I really miss Minty. I've come to love that guy.
2nd Inning
I wonder which would make me want to claw out my eyes/ears more - the Sawks or Yanks radio feed. I'm about ready to smack Sterling.
Posada, you are awesome. Made of awesome, even.
I will give Phelps his bat. I will give him nothing else.
3rd Inning
Thank god for wind.
Derek's hurt? Gah, what else can happen to this team?
Abreu with a double!
"The crowd is somewhat prejudiced for the Red Sox ... somewhat prejudiced against A-Rod."
Sterling = talent for understatement.
That is my baby! Grab that ball backhanded. ... Awww, and now Melky's covered in dirt :3
You know, if Minty had been there? He'd have had that.
Go, Robbie, go!
4th Inning
Damn feed. Stop skipping!
HAHAHA! Ortiz got called by home plate ump! Love it.
Wow. How do you foul a ball off your knee?
And Andy pitches him inside anyway. Excellent.
I love a good rubber match. Really, really love it.
5th Inning
Have I mentioned that I'm really loving these WCBS Yankee ID things? I've heard A-Rod, Bobby, Johnny, Robbie, Mo, Jorge ... I'm liking it. A lot.
God I hope Minty gets better quickly. A concussion and a fracture. Oh, Minty :(
Phelps has had two hits that bounced off Lowell's glove. Now, does that say something about Phelps or Lowell?
Lowell comes in for a bunt, Melky smacks it up the middle. Melky says: "Imma mess your shit up."
This radio feed skipping is really starting to bug me.
Dear Beckett,
Thanks for walking Bobby.
Kthxbai
A-ROD PWNZ JOO! With a high chopper, no less. Beat that.
POSADAAAA!!!
If we get out of this and it rains, we win. I'll take it. ... Of course as I speak, Andy gets into his first bit of trouble. *eyes the sky* All right, I take it back. We need to go to nine.
You're damn right Posada gets better with age. He's a fine wine.
There's a reason why Pettitte KICKS YOUR ASS! ... Until he doesn't. What is this, he runs on gas tanks and someone forgot to fill him up before the game?
Damn it. I hate you, Pedroia. (I hate the internet feed more.)
Shit.
Viz is in? Seriously?
So much for a four run lead.
The next person I hear talking about the 'well educated' fans in Boston gets my foot up their ass.
Viz had better not come out in the sixth. No rain, no rain, no rain, no rain, no rain, no rain ...
6th Inning
Runs, boys, runs! Runs now.
Shut it, Sterling.
Hearing the Yankees health report is depressing. Really depressing.
Ah, cripes. Andy was limping when he left?! Are you kidding me?
1-2-3 innings are Not Good Things. Not from our side.
Viz has a 7 ERA. He and Posada can't get together on signs. Get over him and bench the guy.
Oh, look. He struck out a guy.
... Why is Viz still there?!
Viz, you take too long. Induce a grounder and be done with it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GODZILLA!!! JETER!!! Eat that, Boston. Viz is still unworthy.
7th Inning
Come on, Johnny.
I love how Sterling and Waldman are so certain that TV has no good replays because the TV guys haven't replayed the relay 405,335,209,810,983,293,643 times.
Walk's as good as a hit. Come on, Jeter.
Never mind, then. Come on, Bobby.
Thank you, Bobby! Now maybe all those people will shut up about how 'terrible' Bobby is.
Come on, Alex. Fly it out, fly it out.
Shit.
Come on, Jorge.
URHG. Okajima.
*mimicking* "A-Rod really failed in the clutch." Shut it, Sterling. It's not helping.
Come on, Jorge.
Damn it!
At least Ortiz is gone. I like Ortiz being gone.
I hate Ramirez.
At least a fly won't get Ramirez in?
Come on, Kyle.
Right, we can't work with the bench we have. *pointed* So WHY ISN'T ANDY PHILLIPS COMING UP?
Kyle, I love you.
8th Inning
Sterling, STOP REFERRING TO THE YANKS AS A BAD TEAM. Kthxbai.
Ganbatte, Matsui-san!
YES! Godzilla! Tying run!
Come on, Robbie!
ROBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TIE FUCKING GAME!!!
I don't trust you, Phelps. So fly the run in or I kill you.
Okay, I kill you Phelps.
Also, why is my internet feed skipping again?
Come on, baby. You can do this.
Damn it. All right, Come on, Damon. Get Robbie in, please. He's at THIRD for Chrissake!
Ugh.
And in comes Bru. The third consecutive night.
I like quick pop outs.
3-0 is Not Good.
A line out, however, is. And wow has my feed gotten a bad lag.
Why yes, Sterling, your mind is going.
No. No walking. Bad.
Come on, Bru. End this shit. This is really not good for my nerves.
Forget Crisp, man. Get Lugo. Get him but good.
NO!
YES!!! BOBBY!!!
9th Inning
Come on, Jeter! Start something here.
'Don't forget this is June'? Heh. And here I thought it was still April.
Damn you Youkilis!
Come on, Bobby! Rally time!
SHIT. Well, no pressure, Alex. None at all.
A-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off, Boston, fuck right off!!!
Hahahahahaha, and now we get rain.
And Mo's up.
Bad 1930s B movie nothing. This is the sort of movie by this time I'm tearing.
Come on, Mo.
Yes! Ortiz goes down!
Come oooooooon. Come oooooooon. Two more. Come oooooooon.
Ramirez, get your ass back in the box.
Even count *bites nails*
YES! Strike out! One more!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Are you kidding me? My ass he gets that base.
Come oooooooon, come oooooooon. One more, one more, one more.
Fuck you, Crawford.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YANKEES WIN!!!
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Date: 2007-06-04 01:55 am (UTC)XD
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)But yes, they insist on throwing him because he's zomg!great! he's just having a rough go of it, you know. It's been cold. He's not used to pitching in late innings. His velocity is down for some reason. He's trying too hard. You know, all of the excuses that you can think of that aren't acceptable for other pitchers.
I might be a little bitter though ;)
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:25 am (UTC)Oh yeah, he's great. Just a rough time. He'll come around. It's just a matter of time, really. Feh.
Heh, I think I join you there with the bitter.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:34 am (UTC)Right, he's struggling but everyone else in the pen just plain sucks and should be traded and/or shot.
*high five* Only the cool kids are bitter.
And also, unrelated to nothing: I still hate Julio Lugo for breaking Jeff. >.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:37 am (UTC)Of course. I mean, Kyle and Scotty clearly suck; they have to go. This guy is just awesome waiting to be unveiled.
*high five* Oh yeah ;D
Me, too. The bastard.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:41 am (UTC)Oh, please. Scotty & Kyle are just the beginning! You forgot Bru and Myers and the worst of them all: Mo. We're gonna clean house and only throw Vizcaino from here on out.
*chuckles* Unrelated to "nothing"? Thank you for not calling me out on my making up phrases as I go along. That obviously should have said "unrelated to anything" XP
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:44 am (UTC)Oh, you know, you're so right. I totally forgot about how horrible they are. I mean, really. Mo? What's he ever done for us?
I'm nice like that ;P
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:46 am (UTC)Wonder if Vizcaino can hit? We could get rid of Alex and Jeter and Jorge too. He could be like Bugs Bunny playing all of the positions.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:50 am (UTC)He could totally hit. And play the infield, and play the outfield. All we need is a good tape of sound effects to keep him motivated as he plays all our games.
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Date: 2007-06-04 02:55 am (UTC)The saddest part of this joking conversation is that at the rate our players are dropping, it may come to needing Viz to play every position :\
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:00 am (UTC)... I know. That's a horrid thought.
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:04 am (UTC)*pulls hair out* One lousy hit with RISP. ONE LOUSY HIT, is that too much to ask?
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:06 am (UTC)Clearly it is. This bites.
trying again with the right icon this time
Date: 2007-06-04 03:15 am (UTC)Hell Yeah!
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:19 am (UTC)I'm nervous that this run of injuries is going to cause Cash to do something rash.
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:29 am (UTC)I lost the internet feed an inning ago, but I'm assuming it was my computer and not a technical glitch.
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:31 am (UTC)My internet's been going weird all night. Murgh.
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:37 am (UTC)Mine too, but that's nothing new here.
Gah. I'm sitting here twitching like it's fricken game 7 of the world series. C'mon Bru stop dicking around and get out of this inning!
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:39 am (UTC)Me, too! Let's get out of this shit!
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:49 am (UTC)C'mon boys, rally time!
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Date: 2007-06-04 03:52 am (UTC)Let's go Yankees!
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Date: 2007-06-04 04:19 am (UTC)I forgot I have an Alex!Celebrating! icon. Duh.
Date: 2007-06-04 04:24 am (UTC)And also, that was SO a swing by Youkilis, should have been a strike. >.<
Thank you so much for playing comment hockey with me tonight. I had a blast ♥
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Date: 2007-06-04 04:30 am (UTC)That was so a swing. Fucking ump, making the game last longer. Didn't matter, though. Mo's the best closer in baseball for a reason ;D
You're more than welcome! We need to do this more often - I had an incredible time.
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Date: 2007-06-04 04:37 am (UTC)Anyway, I was just heading to bed when I remembered you have a final
tomorrower, today so I scrambled back to say Good luck!!We will have to do it more often because it was a helluva lot of fun AND because brought the boys good luck! :)
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Date: 2007-06-04 04:45 am (UTC)Awww, thank you ♥ Linguistics is hard, so I'll need it :(
We'll just have to do this tomorrow and see if we can get a track record going ;D
PS: Thank God. Just heard Pet's okay; he says he'll make his next start.