Heheh, ph33r my pretty books! I don't remember exactly what we said in our "tour guide", but it had something to do with a really weird Pepsi (is that even how you spell the damn thing?) sign and, of course, getting smote. I believe that went something along the line of ::fake British-esque accent:: "We are being smote by God. If you aren't happy with it ... too fucking bad." Or something.