I can has Russian mafia?

The second floor of Colman is now declared Communist. I continue to be amazed my the ninja skills of the people who post these things. I went to the bathroom and none were there. My roommate went to the bathroom and came back to signs above the name tags on our doors that say 'comrade'.

In the bathroom there are signs about Communism and the Pope, and J. Beck and French radicals. Copies of the hammer and sickle have been posted on every stall door.

But my Karishnikov. It is not long. *sadface*

Where are my Rasputins? Also ... Can I declare myself Czar instead and counter-coup the Bolsheviks? We could re-write history!