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May. 19th, 2007 06:42 pmDear Powers That Be,
Stop breaking our mother-fucking pitchers.
kthxbai,
Omi
Dear Yankees,
There's this thing you used to do. It involved winning. You know? Winning? That thing where you score more runs than the other guys? Yeah. That one. Start doing that again. Your fans miss it.
kthxbai,
Omi
P.S. Shut up, McCarver.
Stop breaking our mother-fucking pitchers.
kthxbai,
Omi
Dear Yankees,
There's this thing you used to do. It involved winning. You know? Winning? That thing where you score more runs than the other guys? Yeah. That one. Start doing that again. Your fans miss it.
kthxbai,
Omi
P.S. Shut up, McCarver.
