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I just realized that Valentine's Day is relatively close. *dead pan* Yay. How fun. I can hardly wait. *dies*

MOTHER FUCKER!

I hate freakin' Valentine's Day. It's stupid. And the story of Valentine isn't particularly happy, so why the hell is everyone celebrating, anyway? As far as I'm concerned it's made up completely by candy and card companies to make more money. And to make all us single people gag with mushy couples in the streets. Come on now people, I don't want to see you fucking in the middle of the train station -- that's what God made bedrooms for. Really. I promise. No, really, I do promise. Trust me -- my dad's a lawyer.