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[vintage_belle]

Dear Powers That Be,
Stop breaking our mother-fucking pitchers.

kthxbai,
Omi

Dear Yankees,
There's this thing you used to do. It involved winning. You know? Winning? That thing where you score more runs than the other guys? Yeah. That one. Start doing that again. Your fans miss it.

kthxbai,
Omi

P.S. Shut up, McCarver.

Comments

[super-six-one.livejournal.com]

Hum. I haven't been following for a while, too lazy to look up anything for myself, what's happening?

[vintage-belle.livejournal.com]

Well, the Ras left yesterday's game with a fractured right finger thanks to a comebacker, which means we're going to be starting Clippard, who is the seventh rookie this year. Also the Yanks are a total of five games under .500 - standing at 18 and 23, and being 10.5 games out of first. It sucks. A lot.