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Jun. 5th, 2005 02:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Oh man. I'm just about dying here. I really want to laugh at this, but it's way too fucking hot in my room and laughing requiers too much energy. But damn, do I love the drabble-matic site. Cat, you should enjoy this in particular. Shiba and Itsuki star in:
I'm Dreaming Of An Intelligent Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Itsuki sat huskily in the air, sipping gentle eggnog.
He looked at the solemn paper hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Shiba had hung it there, just before they looked at each other firmly and then fell into each other's arms and caught each other's leg.
If only I hadn't been so thick, Itsuki thought, pouring a cheerful amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Shiba might not have got so colorful and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a shining tear and held his nose in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a beautiful voice lifted confusedly up in song.
I'm dreaming of an intelligent Christmas
Just like the sun spreading its light over the world.
Itsuki ran to the door. It was Shiba, looking iridescent all over with snow.
"I missed you sarcastically," Shiba said. "And I wanted to catch your leg again."
Itsuki hugged Shiba and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Shiba said.
"I think so too," Itsuki said and they caught each other's leg until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted swan chest and lived gently until Itsuki got drunk again.
I'm Dreaming Of An Intelligent Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Itsuki sat huskily in the air, sipping gentle eggnog.
He looked at the solemn paper hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Shiba had hung it there, just before they looked at each other firmly and then fell into each other's arms and caught each other's leg.
If only I hadn't been so thick, Itsuki thought, pouring a cheerful amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Shiba might not have got so colorful and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a shining tear and held his nose in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a beautiful voice lifted confusedly up in song.
I'm dreaming of an intelligent Christmas
Just like the sun spreading its light over the world.
Itsuki ran to the door. It was Shiba, looking iridescent all over with snow.
"I missed you sarcastically," Shiba said. "And I wanted to catch your leg again."
Itsuki hugged Shiba and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Shiba said.
"I think so too," Itsuki said and they caught each other's leg until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted swan chest and lived gently until Itsuki got drunk again.