letter meme

Dear kysen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it that night outside of Chicago and I saw you drive out the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Your everlasting enemy,
-vintage_belle-

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