A couple of thoughts ...
Did you know you can get summer jobs at Buckingham Palace? Because you can. I wonder what it would take for them to let me in.
Also, who do I have to sleep with to get an actual portrait painted of me? Preferably in a 19th century style. Because I'll do it.
Also, who do I have to sleep with to get an actual portrait painted of me? Preferably in a 19th century style. Because I'll do it.