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So watching the game today didn't happen - rather I turned to the good old Gameday off MLB.com. HOLY SHIT. I'm not even being an outraged fan here - THE UMPIRE HAD NO FUCKING STRIKE ZONE. It stretched to the width of fucking Texas at some points and shrank to the size of a piece of mechanical pencil lead at others. Jeeeeeeezus. Is Laz Diaz certifiably blind or senile or something?


... I need coffee and a smoke. Minus the smoke, because I don't smoke. Bah.

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As seen in Over heard in New York

Guy #1: So my roommate keeps kosher.
Guy #2: Dude, that's awesome.
Guy #1: Why is that awesome?
Friend: 'Cause you now have intricate, firsthand knowledge of the best pastrami sandwiches this side of Park. In fact, I think you should call him right now. I want a knish.

Brilliance!