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[vintage_belle]

If I have to listen to the beeping of a phone on hold for much longer ... on tonights news you may hear about a contained explosion on the 8th floor of a New York building on 38th street. You may also never hear from me again ...

Comments

[kysen.livejournal.com]

o/` I'll have to put you on hold, sir, your call's important to me. It will be ignored in the order it was recieved. o/`

[fincalian.livejournal.com]

jason, this is random and for sarah, but how many people are playing in the campaign this year? she'd like to play. also, i reserve a spot for senior year.

[slipperyliz.livejournal.com]

If you're gonna do it, go out in a fantastic conflagration that makes interantional news. Ideally though, don't. Try dancing to relieve stress.

[tycho.livejournal.com]

No no, snipe from across the street. More press-worthy, bloody and prolongs their suffering as they scurry for cover. THEN blow the explosive charges in the elevators and stairs.

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I'm probably going to get arrested by the NSA now for increasing the amount of electricity they need to expend to check on this threat. *smiles blissfully* Silly nincompoops of the nincompoop government. ^____^